Contact

I realize this website is a unidirectional thought stream on possibly the greatest communication network of all time. Contact and feedback (positive or negative) is much appreciated, so feel free to get in touch, unless you’re a spammer, politician or other unsavory character.

Please keep in mind that these are asynchronous delivery mechanisms. I’ll respond when I can to worthwhile messages, where worthwhile is defined by mapping the message into a three-dimensional space with the axes of spamishness, trollery, and intelligence. Naturally, lucrative job offers at awesome companies receive first priority.